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Predictions

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| Hurin |
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Eric Stoltz |
Well, I suppose Hurin should be played by somebody older and in worse shape, but since I've been playing favorites throughout this cast list, why stop now? :) (Rob Roy, Pulp Fiction) |
| Ingtar |
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Kenneth Branagh |
Ingtar's character is probably the most Shakespearean of all the WOT characters, so you might as well use the actor most identified with the Bard. (Hamlet, Much Ado About Nothing) |
| Sevanna |
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Catherine Zeta Jones |
Lush, beautiful, and extremely dangerous. Well, Jones has the first two locked up, anyway. (The Mask Of Zorro, Entrapment) |
| High Lady Suroth |
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Linda Fiorentino |
If you've seen 'The Last Seduction', then you know that you don't mess with this woman unless you want to pay the price. For everyone else, go rent that movie! You'll thank me afterwards! (Men In Black) |
| Floran Gelb |
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Jon Lovitz |
Didn't Lovitz invent the slimy, untrustworthy character type? At the very worst, he can just play his 'Pathological Liar' character. (Newsradio, SNL) |
| Masema |
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Christopher Walken |
When you need an actor to portray a mentally unstable, psychotically dangerous character, who do you call? That's right - Chris Walken. (Pulp Fiction, The Prophecy) |
| Lord Agelmar |
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Ian McKellen |
These days, Ian's getting a lot of exposure, so I thought I'd give into the hype and give him the role that best suits his long and distinguished acting career. (Apt Pupil, Gods and Monsters) |
| Else Grinwell |
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Claire Forlani |
Well, you see, I had this problem where there was this huge list of good young beautiful actresses, and I didn't want to be the 'bad guy' and leave anyone out. I still had to, of course, but Claire always looks like she's about to cry, and I hate making anyone cry. (Meet Joe Black) |
| Valan Luca |
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Will Smith |
All right, all right, just hear me out. Valan Luca is a showman, an entertainer with loads of charisma and an ego to match. Doesn't that also describe Will Smith? Maybe not the ego, but everything else, right? (Men In Black, Wild Wild West) |
| Isendre |
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Jennifer Lopez |
Nobody, and I mean nobody, sways so sexily as Jennifer Lopez. She makes my throat go dry, so I can't see why she wouldn't make Rand and Mat's throat go dry, too. (Out Of Sight, Selena) |
All right, well, that's it for now. This took me a lot longer than I expected, mostly because it was tough to find all those pictures, and because sometimes it's nearly impossible to say something interesting about Julianna Margulies. I hope you enjoyed what I wrote, and I also hope that you disagreed with the majority of my picks, because God knows I'm the last guy to be the authority on anything. :)
There are a lot of actors and actresses that I wanted to fit on the list somewhere, but couldn't find a place: John Cusack, Gene Hackman, Renee Zellweger, Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman, Cuba Gooding Jr., Robert Duvall, Samuel L. Jackson, Seth Green, Liam Neeson, Rachael Leigh Cook, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Minnie Driver, Anthony Hopkins, Meg Ryan, Jeremy Davies, Heather Graham, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, and the Lone Gunmen from the X-Files.
Now might be a good time to take that Cast List Survey and pick your own favourites!
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