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If there is one universal truth about us homo sapiens, it's that we all like to laugh. Yes, even Janet Reno. There are some people, perhaps you know of a few, that spend a great deal of effort trying to make others laugh. We call these people 'terminally insecure', or by the slang term, 'comedians'. The Wheel of Time is no exception to this behavior. While Robert Jordan has certainly dropped in a few hilarious scenes and lines from time to time, fans of the series have also occasionally found the resourcefulness necessary to inspire laughter, or at least, a giggle. This is the place for such demonstrations of WOT wit. Now, don't start thinking that you can look to me to provide non-stop hilarity and amusement, because I'm not the George Carlin of Randland over here. I'm not even the Chris Rock of Randland. I'd be happy to be the Norm MacDonald of Randland, actually. Unfortunately, 'crack whores' don't exist in the WOT universe yet. Maybe in the next age. All this is leading up to me asking you, the reader, for help here. If you've written something funny that's WOT-related, and you've been wondering where to get an audience for it, look no further! I can host it here on my site for the very low cost of _nothing at all_. That's right, absolutely free. There are a few catches, though. First, sending me a submission does not guarantee that it will get published here. I'm a one-man editorial board, and basically the rule is, if it's good, it goes up, but if it sucks, too bad. Nothing personal, but I have certain standards that I'd like to maintain here at my site. Second, I will edit any submission for spelling and grammar, as well as remove any profanity. This is a family site (despite my 'crack whore' quip), and I don't want parents yelling at me because their nine year old kid saw the f-word. Let the kid discover the f-word where everybody else does: the schoolyard. Finally, I will not accept anything that infringes on copyright, or has been plagiarized. I don't feel like getting sued. Okay, so that's out of the way. What do we have here so far? A Letter From A Crazed Fan |
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