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Oh no, not more of Ravriem's brilliant ravings!


LIKE A ROLLING STONE
by Bob Dylan
turns into
I'M REBORN TO KILL
by Padan Fain

Every year I came to your homes
I was always alone and I loved to roam, didn't I?
People call out, saying with a shout, "What's happening all about"
And I'd tell it all with a gleam, in my eye.
They used to hang on every word
Though they thought it was so absurd.
I brought the Fades to your town
And I watched your houses burning down
Just be glad you didn't end up a Trolloc's next meal

I'm reborn to kill
I'm reborn to kill
Aridhol my only home
My seeds of evil sown
And I fight alone

I don't bother with the lines between the Dark and the Light, little fool
I fight for my own goals and you know I, won't take sh*t
I wander through every city, you'll see me on the street
I'm always behind you so you might as well get, used to it.
I've looked into the Dark One's eyes
And now I'm just a tramp, spouting nothing but lies
Can't you hear the childrens cries?
As their mothers and fathers die
This isn't a nightmare cause all of it's real

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own
With all hope gone
To die alone
You'll never see the dawn

You know I was around when I attacked Rand's town
and tried to bring it crashing down
But don't you dare frown, I've got plans for you
And I remember meeting Machin Shin and letting it in
I met Mordeth in the dark city and I became him, too
Now I hunt the three boys; Rand, Perrin, and Mat.
But mostly I want Rand dead, can you imagine that?
And it's going to happen that
I'll find the Dragon Reborn wherever he's at
Till then I'll find some rebel lords and make a deal.

I'm reborn to kill
I'm reborn to kill
Aridhol my only home
My seeds of evil sown
And my powers have grown
So I fight alone

Yeh it's true that my life and history are a clouded mystery
It's my mind they're shrinkin', thinkin' that! they know my name
They don't know my many faces
But they're the ones who led me to so many dark places, now who's to blame?
I was sorely abused
I traveled hungry in rags and I've been a pawn that the Dark One used
I had to go to him, when the Great Lord called me, I couldn't refuse
I was broken and remade, my old self to lose
I'm hidden now, and my plans I'll conceal

I'm reborn to kill
I'm reborn to kill
Aridhol my only home
My seeds of evil sown
And my powers have grown
So I fight alone

***

Adam's Song by Blink 182
turns into
Rand's Song by The Harem 123

I beg the Light that I won't die alone.
I was a sheepherder, who'd have known?
I've faced my foes and beat 'em all,
I'm so proud that I'm due for a fall.
I make my plans, I mess them up.
The fault was mine I wasn't patient enough.
I'm too cold-hearted, to count on.
I feel no sorrow, my tears are gone.

I've always conquered, fear my name.
Who'd have thought they'd live to see such days.
Saidin's thrill helps me feel alive.
Though it rots me from inside.
The voices come, I hear his cry.
When the battle's over you'll see I've died.
Now I know I'll never go home.
And despite my friends I'll die alone.

Voices in my head, am I alone?
In the next Age I bet I'll be unknown.
I turned my back, on all my friends
I'll kill Padan Fain if I see him again.
I just want to stop, give it up
This fate is bitter, I want to pass the cup.
I never wanted this at all.
Please tell Moiraine this is not her fault.

I never conquered, there was no blame.
In my childhood, last of the good days.
Days when I felt honest, alive.
When I could't wait to see outside.
The world was wide, I gave it a try.
My badge of courage, a wound in my side.
Oh Light, how I want to just go home.
To settle down with all my worries gone.

(repeat last stanza)

***

Angel of the Morning
becomes
Lord of the Morning

With my sword of peace, I rule the lands,
though it breaks the world apart.
The stone of Tear still proudly stands,
the crystal sword driven into its heart.
I know I'll never go home,
my childhood memories have all gone...

(Chorus)
Just call me Lord of the Morning, my people
I'll bring you safely through if you believe me, maybe.
Just call me Lord of the Morning, my people.
Though some still turn away from me...

The Dark One has made the Light grow dim,
It's just a matter of time now...
Soon Tarmon Gaidon will begin,
We can win though I don't know how...
I won't watch the Pattern fall to the night,
I'll win the last battle for the Light.

(Chorus)
Just call me Lord of the Morning, my people
I'll bring you safely through if you believe me, maybe.
Just call me Lord of the Morning, my people.
Though some still turn away,

I hope that the Aiel will stay, with me.
Through their fears of a new Age,
and their old ways.

(Chorus)



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